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cute succulent sayings My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket Tote

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cute succulent sayings My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket ToteFinally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JKThey would NOT all fit in here, silly. Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self awareness is the first step to well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style. Whether you're

Finally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JK—They would NOT all fit in here, silly.

Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self-awareness is the first step to... well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style.

Whether you're running errands while internally screaming, heading to therapy (again), or just embracing the beautiful shit show that is your life, this tote is your spirit animal. Perfect for the self-aware hot mess, the "I'm doing my best" crowd, and anyone who's stopped pretending they have it all together.

Spoiler alert: None of us do. At least you're honest about it.

Why you'll love this self-aware disaster carry-all:

  • Premium medium-weight pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas with reinforced stitching—built to survive your chaos
  • Roomy 18.7" L x 4.2" W x 11.7" H size—fits your laptop, snacks, and approximately 3% of your unresolved issues
  • Long 24" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying (you're already lugging around enough emotional weight, might as well make the physical stuff easier)
  • Sizable exterior pocket 7.5" W x 8" H for quick access to your phone, wine opener, or whatever gets you through the day
  • Retro design with brutally honest fine print—because if you're gonna be a mess, might as well own it with style

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA

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Kelsey
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★★★★★ 5
Malinois proof
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So far this has held up great. My Malinois who has destroyed nearly every ball I’ve gotten her, this one has lasted over 3 weeks without a dent, compared to some that don’t even last a day lol. Although the medium size is a little too big for her liking she still plays with it. It’s very durable and I like the middle part for engagement as well. I would recommend if you have a dog who destroys every ball possible.
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TERRIE GILLAND
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Actually Durable
Color: B) Medium 3" Ball
One of the few "heavy duty" toys that my pittie hasn't destroyed after a couple of weeks. Most of them last two days. She's an absolute beast so I'm confident if she can't destroy it, few dogs can.
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Cody
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 1
Not for aggressive chewers!
Color: H) Infinity Ring, Color: H) Infinity Ring
Not for aggressive chewers! Done for in about two minutes. I unboxed this and tugged with my Mal for a but then let her have it. Within minutes she had chewed through it. Not worth the money.
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Nicole Lomonaco
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Dog ball
Color: A) Small 2.5" Ball
My dog enjoys but smaller than expected
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Amy
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great tough ball
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Great ball for dogs who like to destroy most any ball. Our girl loves this. Yay!!!
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