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novelty pot plant holders an't Touch This Planter

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novelty pot plant holders an't Touch This PlanterWhen MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it! This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music

When MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it!

This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. 

The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music puns to your shelf, desk, or windowsill. Each ceramic planter features clever wordplay that'll make music lovers grin and plant people groan (in the best way). These aren't just planters—they're conversation starters, desk accessories with personality, and the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good pun as much as a good playlist.

The Details (Because Even Puns Need Specs):

  • Music puns that slap - Each Rock Pot features clever wordplay that bridges music and plants. It's humor you can display
  • Fake succulent included - Arrives with a faux succulent pre-planted in a decorative rock bed. Zero maintenance, maximum style, infinite shelf life
  • Real plant ready - Got a green thumb? Just pop out the artificial succulent and rock filler to reveal a drainage hole and removable bamboo base tray. Real plant conversion takes 30 seconds flat
  • Petite ceramic perfection - 3.1"W x 2"H pot that fits anywhere you need a little personality
  • Gift-ready humor - Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who's killed one too many plants. Low commitment, high impact

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Succulent may be different than shown, they are randomly chosen for each pot. Rock bed pebble colors/ size may vary.

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Ronald Boast
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 3
Nice blazer
Size: X-Large, Color: Black, Size: X-Large, Color: Black
Product was as described, son wanted it for a dance. Had it taken in a little for more custom fit
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Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2025
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VGood
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Really stylish
Size: Medium, Color: Black
Looks great. My son wore to a concert for Valentines day. His gf wore a copper dress...looked so good together.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026
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CRUZAN1
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 1
Sizing issues
Size: 3X-Large, Color: Blue-square Plaid
Sent it back. Runs super small
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2025
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Johan Metz
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
6' 1" 225 lbs (formerly;-) athletic build
Size: XX-Large, Color: Burgundy, Size: XX-Large, Color: Burgundy
So I’m amending my review because I’ve now bought the black (as well as the red) suit. The suit I got this time has a paper XXL large label; I want to remember the red suit having the same but now I honestly cannot remember. It came just in time for Halloween and fit almost perfectly so I feel I didn’t pay enough attention to detail. And now I don’t know what’s what? My red pants (first purchase) measure about a 36” waist; my black pants (second purchase) measure about a 42” waist. The bust on my red suit measures about 46” and the bust on my black suit measures about 48”. Having said all that, here is my original review, which I believe is about a XL (not an XXL—which I believe would probably fit a 6’4” 260lb person); I’m not changing my words, just know from here forward XXL most likely refers to an XL (I’ll update my review when I get my next suit): I bought a XXL and it fits almost perfectly. I have a 46” bust and 36” waist and normally wear a tailored 42R and 36” waist x 30” inseam pants (so I normally can’t buy a suit off the rack where the pants aren’t a parachute). The jacket could be taken in maybe a half an inch but this is for a costume; as I mentioned: I wear a 46L and be sleeves could similarly be let out a smidgen as well; the pants couldn’t have fit much better considering the mixed reviews and EXTREMELY VAGUE sizing chart—the waist could be taken in half an inch. The material is a bit thin as others mentioned but on the whole it was a great purchase and I won’t have to do anything to utilize it for my costume.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 15, 2020
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Brett T.
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Incredible Deal! I bought 2 full suits and absolutely love them!
Size: Medium, Color: Grey
Great looking suit! True to the American Size Chart! I got a lot of compliments the very first day of wearing it! I feel lucky, the Medium Fits like it was tailored! 5’11 (6’ with shoes on, ladies) 190lb. Stocky build. The stretchy waist band is a game changer fellas! Love that! Just like in the video they’re very fun to dance in! The Medium is a lil snug in areas for me but I am currently dieting etc, so if you don’t wanna worry I’m sure the next size up for you fits just as good and will have more breathing room for your arm muscles, thighs, mid section etc as the entire material itself is not stretchy, just the waistband which is incredible!. Overall these are a GREAT score at an amazing price! Perfect for that special occasion or for upgraded business attire! Great Quality! Great Value! and You’ll feel great about yourself in these when you find your faves!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026

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