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succulent tits Buy 'Blue Boobs' Cactus AustraliaThe 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature. Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8

The 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye-catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8 unusual ribs lined with tubercles that resemble women's breasts. This cactus can grow up to 4.5 meters tall and 10 centimeters in diameter. Typically solitary, it may occasionally produce a few branches. The areoles usually bear 3 to 5 short spines. This cultivar's dusky blue epidermis adds to its visual appeal, making it a standout addition to any collection.

Originating from Japan, this monstrose form of the Blue Candle Cactus thrives in bright, warm positions with well-draining soil. It is semi-hardy, so ensure it is not exposed to temperatures below -4°C, and ideally keep nighttime temperatures above 10°C. During summer, provide plenty of sunlight, either indoors or outdoors. In winter, place it in a cooler, light spot to allow it to rest, encouraging spring blooms.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku requires minimal watering; allow the soil to dry out completely between waterings and keep it dry in winter. Feed with a special cactus fertilizer monthly during spring and summer. If repotting is needed, use soil designed for cacti and allow cuttings to dry for 2-3 weeks before rooting.

This rare and prized cactus, with its striking blue-green ribs and unique tubercle formations, is a must-have for any serious succulent collector. Its intriguing shape and easy-care nature make it a fascinating and low-maintenance addition to any cactus collection.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, AKA 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, plants for sale shown in 70mm pot. You will receive same  or similar plants as those shown in images. Colours will vary depending on time of year and growing conditions.

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  • All plants are sent bare rooted with no pots and soil, or minimum soil only.
  • Due to the drying process necessary for sending plants through the mail, plants may look slightly different than images shown on our website
  • Some plants, may look wrinkled when they arrive, may be somewhat limp, or soft to the touch. This is normal as they have been dried out for for a number of days before shipping to avoid rotting in the mail.
  • Succulents are very hardy plants and they will recover quickly, providing you unpack them as soon as you receive them follow some simple care instructions you will find with your order.

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